TR3000 / Replicant Glitch
Logo Design / Experiment From this logo design fail emerged an innovative fat-melting apparatus idea. The TR3000 was born out of my parents musky cellar -- not everything has to come out of a garage, Steve Job -- there lay this old dusty 80’s defunct work out machine. I thought why can’t a stationary exercise machine become a moving stationary work-out machine? I then rolled up my sleeves and equipped the treadmill with a used batch of Replicant bioengineered legs from the Bizarro Bazaar -- on 8th and Broadway, ask for Larry -- fitted them legs with classic Reeboks Club Cs and 100% polyester socks -- Replicants neither care much about comfort nor for the environment. Right then and there, the now infamous TR3000 product testing trials began.
Well, let’s just say in likeness to the logo fail this was an utter failure as well.
It turns out Replicants’ legs didn’t cooperate much and behaved in unpleasant and unraged behavioural manner. There were leaked videos so gruesomally graphic that they were pulled offline. I’ll leave the dreadful details up to your imagination. 🏃🏽♂️🦿🦿🦿🪓💥🥩🦴 ☠️ ❌
Let’s just say that when the public found out: men, women, babies, even adorable puppies were injured by the recalcitrant, unprofessional Replicants limbs, it was game over. The TR3000 had a promising future indeed; but it all came crashing down because some Replicants’ “feelings” were hurt, along with tiny babies. This wasn’t the end result I imagined, but it shouldn’t stop anyone from following their dreams, until a machine abrutly turns your idea into a freaking nightmare.